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(.41.
Gong ma Tioh U Cidee Khoarn
Zaixzar, ti cidee sofzai u nngxee hviatix'ar. Toaxhviaf putchie kawkoaix, siofti si cidee chigaai. U-cidjit, hit'nngxee hviatix'ar zhamsioong boeq laai kekciuo. Siofti mng toaxhviaf korng: "Larn na kongkef laai kekciuo, lie si boeq zhud sviafhoex? Ar goar tioqaix zhud sviafhoex leq?" Toaxhviaf ixn y korng: "Lie tioh zhud bie, goar boeq zhud zuie." Siofti goxnggong, sviu cidsii-ar ciaq koq korng: "Chinchviu afnny laai kekciuo, ar ciuo na kek'hor, si boeq afnnar pwn? Larn citmar to laai kofngtvia ciaq hor." Toaxhviaf korng: "Hef si zaizay ee su, nar tioh korng. Goar zhud zuie, sofie ciuo si engkay ho^goar ee, ki'uu zhwn^ee, lorng si lie ee." Siofti gaxmgam, ciu korng: "Si afnny ox. Goar toxsi boexhiao ciah mng^lie ee, tvaf goar oexhiao laq, lie korng afnny putcie kongto." Hitsii ti pvi'ar u laang thviafkvix, ma bo'oe korng. Tag'ee cy'u teq svaf-tuiesioxng naxtvia. |
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(.42.
Lie Nar Boo Zunkexng Goar?
U-cidee laang chiuo^nih theh cidzheng'khof, u-cidjit twtioh cidee sarnchiaq-laang, aeboeq ciofng kaki ee hofgiah tuix y laai khoa'iau, ciu korng: "Goar u cidzheng'khof, lie ui-symmih boboeq zunkexng goar leq?" Sarnchiaq^ee ciu korng: "Lie u cidzheng'khof, mxkuo hef si lie ee mih, kab goar boo siongkafn, goar zunkexng lie, boo symmih'iesux." Hofgiah^ee koq ka y korng: "Goar na ciofng cidpvoax pwn ho lie, lie kvar ciu oe zunkexng goar, hvox?" Sarnchiaq^ee kohzaix korng khaq-u iesux ee oe, y korng: "Lie u cidzheng'khof, kaki laau goxpah'khof, ar ciofng goxpah'khof pwn ho goar, afnny lie kab goar ciu u pvikang ee kimcvii, goar nar tioh zunkexng lie leq?" Hofgiah^ee ciu koq korng: "Na afnny, goar na ciofng cidzheng'khof zoanpo ho lie ee sii, lie zofngboo korng afnny ia boboeq zunkexng goar ee toxlie^aq." Sarnchiaq^ee ciu
korng: "Lie ee cidzheng'khof, goar
na lofngzorng theqliao, lie to lorng
bocvii laq. Hitsii, lie
to zunkexng goar ciahsi tioh^ee.
Goar kohkhaq boo-ly'iuu laai zunkexng lie^aq."
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(.43.
Zernglaang Chiox-Tor
Cidee hofgiah-laang, khie cidkefng viulaau. Khie-hor, ciu chviafkheq koq pvoahix. Hoaxnsi u ka y kiongho^ee lorng laai ho y chviar. Zerng'langkheq tag'ee tof olor korng: "Lie sidzai u pwnsu, oextaxng khie ciahniq'toaxkefng koq ciahniq'suie ee viulaau." Yn-bor putcie gaau, ti auxthviaf thviakvix zernglaang teq olor yn-afng, yi ciu thoex yn-afng ixn yn korng: "Zef si lirn-zernglaang ee tie'ixm, mxsi goarn-afng cidee laang ee zaitiau sor-tix ee." Kitiofng u cidee langkheq tngr^khix ciu tuix yn-bor korng boflaang ee bor cingaau, ciu ciofng yi sor-korng ee oe korng ho yn-bor thviaf. Cit'ee bor ixn y korng: "Cit'ho oe sviaflaang boexhiao korng leq? Goar ma oexhiao korng." Kehnii, yi svy cidee kviar, boeq zox moafgoeh. Yn ia chviaftoq koq zorhix, langkheq laai ka yn kiongho, ciu ho yn chviar. Zerng'langkheq tag'ee tof olor-korng: "Lie cyn-zaitiau, oe svy ciahniq'kofzuy ee ve'ar." Yn-bor ciu ixn yn korng: "Zef si lirn-zernglaang ka goarn tao'khachiuo ee, mxsi goarn-afng cidlaang ee zaitiau." Zernglaang thvialiao, ciu moaftoong chiox-kaq boeq tor^loqkhix. Langkheq tngfkhix liaw'au, yi soax khix ho yn-afng phaq-kaq pvoafsie. |
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(.44.
Chvimii^ee
Giaqtefng
U cidee chvimii^ee, ti armsii zhutmngg ee sii, muypae lorng tiafmtefng teq kviaa. U-laang mng y: "Chinchviu lie chvimii ee laang, giaqtefng u symmih'loxeng leq?" Y ciu ixn yn korng: "Lie sviu kikoaix ma si tioh^ee. Goar armsii teq kviaa ee sii, tiarm tefng khaksid boo symmih lox'eng. mxkuo goar na giah cit'ee tefng hiah'ee bagkngf^ee ciaq boe laai zengtioh goar. Koq befchiaf ma lorng oe siarm tuix pvi'ar khix. Sidzai si cyn-hofsex^aq." Hit'ee laang thvialiao toaxtoa poexhok. Y ciu ciofng cit'ee taixcix korng ho padee chvimii^ee thviaf. Taixkef lorng tong'ix hit'ee sviuxhoad, y'au zhutmngg ee sizun to lorng giah tefng laq. U-cidaxm, ti loxtiofng u nngxee chvimii^ee teq svama. Cidee korng: "Lie nar laai zengtioh goar? Lie boo khvoarkvix citky tefng maq?" Iao cidee chvimii^ee ciu korng: "Lie teq korng symmih? Si lie laai zengtioh goar ee, goar u giah tefng, lie kiarm boo khvoax^kvix?" Afnny maxlaai-maxkhix, soaq boeq khychiuo siophaq. Twtuo hit'ee sizun, u cidee laang tuix hiaf kengkoex, oafkhix ka yn poefkhuy, ciaq ka yn nngxee korng kisit yn ee tefng-hoea ykefng sid^khix laq. Yn nngxee ciaq hoxsiong hoe-mxtioh, hunkhuy tuix tafng-say khix. |
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(.45.
Hor-Serngtoe
Ti cidee sofzai, u cidee svizox cyn-phvayphiaq ee laang. Bolun symmih'taixcix to kofcib mxkherng niu^laang. Y ee hauxsvy ia si cyn-phvayphiaq ee laang, taghang lorng chinchviu yn-laupe ee khoafnsid. U-cidjit, u cidee langkheq laai yn-taw. Yn-lauxpe laau y, boeq chviar y ciah etaux-png, ciu kiox yn-hauxsvy khix chix'ar boea zhaix kab hii-baq. Cit'ee hauxsvy ciu khix boea kuynaxhang ee zhaix kab hii kab baq. Y kvoa ti chiuo^nih tngr^laai. Twtuo y tngflaai kaux svia'mngg-khaf, zhaotwkharm kab cidee laang sva'twthaau. Hit'ee laang ia si cidee putcie koaephiaq ee laang, boboeq siafmkhuy ho laang koex^khix. Sof'ie nngxlaang
ti hiaf tidtit khia^teq, khia u kuynax'tiafmzefng-
Ti cit'ee sizun, yn-lauxpe ti zhux^nih teq tarn yn-hauxsvy tngr^laai. Y korng: "Boo-tekkhag, goarn-hauxsvy khix ho laang phaq^six laq. Na boo, ciahniq'voax laq iaoboe tngr^laai. Goar tioh laikhix khvoarmai leq." Y ciu zhud^khix. Ar khix kaux svia'mngg-khaf, boliau khvoarkvix yn-hauxsvy kab hit'ee laang khia ti hiaf teq sva'tuiesioxng. Lauxpe ciu mng hauxsvy korng: "Zef si afnnar ee leq?" Hauxzvy ciaq ciofng hit'ee zengheeng siongsoex korng ho yn-lauxpe thviaf. Hit'ee lauxpe
thvialiao ciu korng: "Kahsi
afnny, nafsae tioh niu^y leq. Hor,
lie sefng kvoa zaix kab hii-baq
tngr^khix, goar ciaq thoex lie kab
y ti ciaf khia."
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(.46.
Toaxgong-Laang
Kofzar ti cid'sofzai
u cidee goxnglaang. Cit'ee laang
ee lauxpe korng: "Bin'afzaix si koeanii,
lie theh cvii khix boea
mixhurn kab baq, ciuo, thngg kab aq.
In'ui boeq ka lie zox svaf,
lie
Cit'ee laang korng: "Hor," ciu kvoa na'ar khix koe'ar, boea hiah'ee mih liaw'au, tngflaai kaux pvoarlo. Hiaf, y kaux cidkefng zhux ee mngkhao, khvoartioh cidciaq kao. Hitciaq, zhuix khuikhuy, y ciu sviu: "citciaq kao kvafnar si paktor teq iaw." Y ciofng boea^laai ee baq lofngzorng taxn ho y ciah. Koq kviaa kuypo'ar, thviakvix na'ar-lai ee aq teq hao. Y sviu: "kvar si teq zhuietaf," ciu ka hitciaq aq paxng-loqkhix khoezuie-toea, boeq ho y ciah zuie. Ah'ar jip zuie, ciu juo-siuu juo-hng^khix. Y khvoax zef ciu tioqkviaf, kynkirn theqzhud na'ar-lai ee mixhurn, ia^loqkhix, boeq sviaa ah'ar tngr^laai. In'ui ah'ar koq siuu^khix, y to theqzhud na'ar-lai ee thngg, koq ia^khix. Ia si bohau. Y cyhor koq kviaa. Ti hiaf y khvoartioh u tek'ar-zaang ho hofng zhoef teq iotang, ciu sviu, "tek'ar itteng teq kvoaa," ciu theqzhud porliau ka y paw^teq. Koq kviaa kuypo, khvoarkvix cidtex toa-cioqthaau, tefngbin pitpid, u phang, ciu sviu, "cioqar itteng si zhuietaf laq," ciu ciofng boea^laai ee ciuo, tox ti cioqphang. Afnny y ciaq tngr^laai. Kaux zhu, yn-lauxpe mng y korng: "Lie khix koe'ar boea mih, u boea^laai boo?" Cit'ee laang ciu ciofng y ti lo^nih sor-zox ee taixcix lorng korng ho y thviaf. Yn-lauxpe ciu korng: "Bin'afzaix si koeanii, lie afnny, ma cyn-boo-hoatto." |
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(.47.
Sviuxboeq
Phiexn Laang Soax Kaki Ciaqkhuy
Zaixzar u cidee bagkngf^ee kab cidee chvimii^ee, nngxlaang lorng si ciwkuie. U-cidjit, bagkngf^ee sviuxboeq koae hit'ee chvimii^ee laai lym ciuo, ciu korng: "Larn kongkef boea ciuo laai lym, hor^boo?" Chvimii^ee ciu mng y: "Muylaang tioh khay joaxzoe cvii? Koq, larn boeq lym ee sii, tioh laikhix goar ee pangkefng lym, hiaf khaq-axm." Bagkng^ee ixn y korng: "Hor. Muylaang khay siekag-guun ciu hor. Larn boea svakoaxn ciuo, ia boea cidkoar thotau-jiin." Yn ciu suisii khix tiarm'ar kvoa ciuo laai, korng: "Tvaf laikhix pangkefng-lai lym." Chvimii^ee korng, "Hor. Kvoa-laikhix goar ee armpaang lym." Svakoaxn siociuo, kvoaxkhix pangkefng-lai, nngxlaang theh toaxvoar, pvipvii thiin laai lym. Bagkngf^ee thauthau'ar sviu: "Ciuo afnny lym^loqkhix, si boeq afnnar ciaq oe ho y lym khaq-cior leq?" Ciu ciofng cidkoaxn thauzhaxng ti pvi'ar. Yn cidkoaxn limliao ciu ka ciwkafn khngx ti pvi'ar, ar khuy lexnggoa cidkoaxn, koq keasiog lym. Toexjix'koaxn khuy-khylaai lym ee sii, chvimii^ee theqzhud toexsvaf'koaxn, kab hitkoaxn khngx-zorhoea. Bagkngf^ee ciu kynkirn ka hef ciab^laai, ciarmteq thiin ti kaki ee voar^nih. Yn-nngxee ciofng hitkoaxn toexjix'koarn ee ciuo iaxsi pvipvii thiin ti nngxlaang ee voar^nih, korjieen bagkngf^ee ee ciuo u khaq-toax'voar. Yn ciu keasiok lym. Cit'ee sizun, bagkngf^ee ciaq kafmkag ciuo nar boo symmih zubi, y ciu mng chvimii^ee korng: "Kikoaix, citkoaxn nar ciahniq poh. Goar lym^khylaai, kvafnar bobi-bobi?" Chvimii^ee korng, "Kiarm afnny? Goar to boo kafmkag leq." Goanlaai, thaau-cidkoaxn lim-liao y'au, chvimii^ee to theh hitky khafng-ciwkafn khix soea, laixbin he zuie ciaq ho y khngx-oexzai. Bagkngf^ee, si in'ui kaki u ciofng toexsvaf'koaxn siefn theh^khylaai khngx ti pvi'ar, ciaq liaqzurn chvimii^ee sor-theh^laai ee ciuxsi citkoaxn, siefn thauthau'ar ciofng hit'laixbin ee zuie thiin ti kaki ee voar^nih. |
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(.48.
Zhaan Boe Boea, Kvoaf
Boe Zox
Ti cidee sofzi, u Tviw Safm kab Liie Sux, yn cin'aix svazvef. U-cidjit, yn giah tithaau khix suun zhanzuie. Tviw Safm khia tiarm ti kaki ee zhanhvoa, khvoax-koexkhix kehpiaq-khw ee zhaan, ciu thox cide toaxkhuix, korng: "Ae'ioq, ciahniq'hor ee zhaan ! Zef loh ti padlaang ee chiuo, sidzai cyn-bozhae. Goar na uxcvii, tof ka y boea^laai." Liie Sux ixn y korng: "Uxviar^boo? Goar ma tidtit teq sviu aix ka y boea^laai. Nar thafng ho lie boeq^khix leq?" Tviw Safm ciu korng: "Goar kienchii boeq boea, m ho lie boea^khix." Nngxlaang svame soaq svazefng, kaux boefchiuo, Liie Sux tuix Tviw Safm korng: "Chinchviu ciahniq'toa ee su, larn ti ciaf keakaux ma boo-su'viaa. Larn putjuu laikhix kvix kvoaf." Liie Sux giuo Tviw Safm ee chiuo, khix kaux ge'mngg, khvoax-jip laitoea, twtuo khvoaxkvix u cidee zheng tngsvaf ee laang boeq zhud^laai. Yn-nngxlaang liaqzox si kvoa'oaan, ciu susii kui^loqkhix. Tviw Safm ka hit'ee laang korng: "Chviar lie thviaf goar korsox. Goar u boeq boea cidkhw zhaan, khiogsi cit'ee Liie Sux suxau ciaxm khix boeq boea. Goarn oankef si afnny khy'yn ee." Liie Sux ia korng: "Goar sviu boeq boea, ykefng sviu cviakuo laq. Goar nar oe niu y leq." Hit'ee zheng tngsvaf ee laang thviaf yn liofnghofng ee oe, ciu khuizhuix mng korng: "Lirn-nngxlaang sor-boea ee zhaan ti tofui?" Nngxlaang ciaq korng: "Toa-lofiaa, zhaan toxsi iawboe boea, goarn ciaq teq svacvy, na si boea-liao, tekkhag tioh siophaq laq." Zheng tngsvaf^ee chiorchiox korng: "Lirn, zhaan to iawboe boea, ar goar, kvoaf to iawboe zox, thefnghau goar zorkvoaf leq, ciaq laai ka lirn zox kongchyn ma boe ban." Y pvoa chiw'ngr ciu zox y jib^khix. Yn-nnglaang mng laang ciaq zay yn ka y kui ee, hit'ee si kvoagee ee sukix, ciu cviaa-oarnzheq, cyhor phvi'ar bongbofng-leq kaki tngr^khix. |
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(.49.
Tekkhag Si Siao^ee
Kofzar tuy zngf^nih u-laang laai hwsviaa chviax cidee hoesviu, twtuo hitjit thvy teq loqho, lo cyn-phvaykviaa, sofie ciu chviax cidee kio, laai ho y ze^khix. Hoesviu zhng-hor to khix ze kio. Yn khix kaux sviagoa ee lo^nih, mxzay afnnar kio-toea soax lag^khix. A'ioh, cyn-boo siafsix, hoesviu ciu poah^tor, ar y ee kasef lorng khix baktioh lokomoee laq. Kngf-kio ee saihu sviuxtioh cviaa-phvaysex, ciu khix khioq kuytiau'ar soq laai, eng hef laai pag-hor kio-toea ciaq kiox hoesviu ze^khylix. Hoesviu simlai lwnneq, mxkuo ho loh-cintoa, y ee kasef kab svaf lorng lasaam^khix, y na boeq zhexngtioh hef ti ho^nih kviaa, sidzai cviaa-phvaykhvoax, sofie cyhor sviuxboeq koq ze-khylix kio-terng. Y tuix kngkio^ee korng: "Oea, kngkio-saihu^aq, tvaf mxzay kio-toea oe koq lag^khix boe. Kngkio^ee ciu korng: "Boe laq, boe laq, biern kviaf laq." Hoesviu ze^khylix ee sii, kio-toea teq vivy-voaiqvoaih kiox. Y putcie kviaf, ciaq korng: "Afnny putcie boo-thortoxng. Khaq-loflat leq, ka hef koh cidpae pak-hof hofsex leq." Kngkio-saihu sviu-laai ma uxlie, ciu khix khioq khaq-tngg ee soh'ar laai, tuy kio-terng kaux kio-toea thafntit-thafnhvoaai pagzox sibji. Afnny to mxkviaf laq. Yn kviaa kaux cidee zngsia. Cit'ee zngf u zuxho, twtuo khvoarkvix u cinzoe laang teq zuxcip. cviaa-lauxjiet. Kitiofng u cidee laang khvoartioh hit'ee kio, ciu tuix zernglaang korng: "A'ioq, lirn taixkef khvoax hitterng kio ox. Kvafsi hit'ee khix hwsviaa ee laang sie^khix, tvaf boeq ciofng sinsy kngf-tngfkhix yn-zhux laq. Laang ee taixcix sidzai cviaphvae uliau^aq." Ti kio-lai ee hoesviu thviatioh cit'ee oe, ciu sviu-korng: "Oea, oea, yn nar liaqzurn goar si sylaang leq? Khofhun^aq, khofhun^aq!" Ciu tiautii ti kio-lai khaxmzhaux^cide. Hit'ee laang thviatioh khaxmzaux, kviaf-cide, to ka pvi'ar-laang korng: "Goar liaqzurn si sylaang leq, goanlaai si hoaxnlaang ee khoafnsid. Taixkef mxthafng oar^khix ox." Hoesviu nar-thviar nar-siuxkhix. Y toxng-boextiaau laq, ciu ti kio-lai toaxtioo, koq toaxsviaf hoaq-korng: "Goar mxsi hoaxnlaang laq, lirn mxthafng laxmsuo korng!" Hit'ee laang thvia^tioh, ciu ka taixkef korng: "Mxsi hoaxnlaang laq, hef tekkhag si siao^ee laq." |
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(.50.
Iaokiuu Siensvy
U-cidee Kar'oh-siefn ti zngf^nih teq kax zheq. Hagsefng yn-taw, na u zox symmih'sinbeeng-svy laq, kongmar-ki laq, lorng tioh chviar siensvy khix ciah siociuo, siensvy putcie aix ho laang chviar. Kitiofng u cidee sarnchiaq ee hagsefng, lorng mxbad chviar y. Hit'ee siensvy mng y korng: "Lirn-zhux lorng mxbad zox ki, si^boo?" Y afnny mng cviazoe pae. Hit'ee hagsefng tngfkhix ka yn-lauxbuo korng: "Goarn-siensvy, tauqtauq'mng-korng: 'Larn-taw si-mxsi mxbad zox ki?' " Yn-lauxbuo ciu zaiviar siensvy teq sviuxboeq ho yn chviar, khofsioq zhuolai khaksit bocvii thafng chviar y. Kengkoex sie'goxjit, yn-lauxbuo ka yn-kviar korng: "Kin'afjit amar zox ki, lie khix chviar siensvy khaq-zar laai larn-taw zexze leq." Kaux jit boeq taux, yn-kviar ciof siensvy zofhoea laai. Yn ti thviaf^nih ze-teq thefnghau. Yn-lauxbuo sefng boea nngxtex pviar, he ti hit'ee thang'ar-pvy, kefix tiaxm ti thvia'au eng khangtviar zuo-kaq chichy-zhaqzhah kaux sva'sietiarm, iawboe thafng phaang-zhutlaai ho yn ciah. Siensvy thefnghau kaux ciahniq'voax, paktor ykefng iaw-kaq toxng-boextiaau, khvoarkvix thang'ar-pvy u nngxtex pviar, ciu kynkirn theh-khylaai ciah. Hit'ee lauxbuo ti thvia'au thaukhvoax, tarn kaux siensvy ciofng hit'nngxtex pviar ciaqliao laq, ciaq zhud^laai ka y kvialea, korng: "Ho siensvy thefnghau ciah'kuo, cyn-phvysex laq." Citsii, yi
kviakhix thang'af-pvy,
khvoax hit'nngxtex pviar
boo^khix laq, ciu kea-siuxkhix, kiox yn-kviar
laai mng, korng:
Siensvy thvialiao ciu tioqkviaf, huisioong ee hoanlor, ciaq kofngzhud sidzai: "Hit'ee pviar si goar paktor iaw ciaq ciah^loqkhix ee. Tvaf boeq zvayviu ciaq hor?" Lauxbuo korng: "Ae'ioh, tvaf tioh kynkirn ka y thox^zhudlaai, na boo oe sie, ox." Ciu zao-jibkhix pangkefng, phaang cidpvoaa zuie zhud^laai. Kiox siensvy lym-cidzhuix thox-cidzhuix. Thox-kaq kui'sengkhw lorng bolat^khix. Afnny, siensvy ciu tiaxmtiam tngr^khix laq. Hit'ee sarnchiaq ee laang ciu mxbiern chviar siensvy ciaqpng laq. |