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(.31.
Binbang kab Ciaqzhox
U-cidee kviabor
ee laang, ti cidaxm teq khuxn, hutjieen
toaxchiox^khylaai. Yn-bor ciu ka y
iochvie, ciaq mng y korng:
Yn-afng korng: "Goar baxngkvix zhoa cidee cinsuie ee soea'ii, sofie ciahniq'hvoahie." Yn-bor thviaf-cid'e, siuxkhix-kaq boexkox^tid, ciu ma yn-afng. Yn-afng korng:
"Zef sngx si bang^khix ee, pwnlaai
ciuxsi boo-viafciaq ee taixcix,
lie nar tioh liaqzox cyn^ee, teq
Yn-bor ciu korng: "Padkoarn ee bang tof zurn lie bang, chinchviu citkhoarn ee bang, y'au mxzurn lie koq bang^kvix." Yn-afng ciu korng: "Y'au mxkvar koq baxngkvix citkhoarn ee bang ciuxsi laq." Yn-bor korng:
"Goar mxsixn. Lie khuxn^khix ciaq
bang^kvix,
Yn-afng korng: "Boo, goar tuy kin'afjit-khie svapaq-lagzabgo'jit, tag'axm zengsiin kaux thvy-kngf, bolun zvaiviu tof maix khuxn ciu hor maq." |
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(.32.
Kixnsi^ee
U-cidee kixnsi ee laang, ti lo^nih besid. Y khvoarkvix ti loxpvy u cidky cioqthiau, hit'tefngbin hiohtioh cidciaq o'af. Y liaqzox si laang. Ciu tuix y zaesvaf-zaesix mng y ee lo. Hutjieen hitciaq
o'af poef^khix, hit'ee kixnsi^ee liaqzurn
si bo'ar ho hofng zhoef^khix, ciu ka
hitky cioqthiau korng:
Mxkuo hitky
cioqthiau iugoaan tiaxmtiam. Hit'ee kixnsi^ee
ciu
Y kixn'oar^khix,
ciaq zay si cioqthiau, ciu korng: "Goanlaai
lie mxsi laang, lie ia boboeq zhutsviaf
ka goar korng^cid'e."
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(.33.
Ka Y Siof^khix Laq
U-cidee laang boeq zhutgoa, y ciu hoanhux y ee hauxsvy korng: "Goar zhud^khix liaw'au. na uxlaang laai-mng: 'Lexngzwn leq?' Lie tioh ixn y korng: 'Kahu zhutgoa^khix laq. Chviar jiblaai ze.' " Cit'ee hauxsvy cyn-gong, sofie lauxpe kvialiao y boextaxng kix-hor, ciu ciofng y sor-korng ee oe siar ti zoar^nih, ciaq kaw ho y. Yn-hauxsvy ciofng hittviw zoar siukhngx ti y ee chiw'ngr^nih. Y teq sviu: "Na boeq eng ee sii, ciu thafng theh-zhutlaai khvoax." Ciu afnny,
kengkoex svajit lorng bolaang
laai mng. Hit'ee hauxsvy
ciu sviu-korng:
Kaux toe-siejit, u cidee langkheq laai-mng: "Lirn-lexngzwn khix tofui?" Y ciu zhoe hit'ee chiw'ngr-lai, khioksi zhoe-boo. Ciu ka langkheq korng: "Soaq boo^khix laq." Langkheq thviakvix
citkux oe, sviuxkorng kikoaix,
ciu mng y:
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(.34.
Noaxsexng ee Laang kab Kipsexng ee Laang
U-cidee noaxsexng
ee laang, khix boea cidsiafng syn-oee.
Hit'ee noaxsexng^ee baxnban zhunzhud cidkhaf, ciaq ixn y korng: "Nngxkhor-pvoax." Cit'ee kipsexng ee laang thviaf^tioh, ciu suisii liah y ee lopok laai phaq, ar korng: "Lie cit'ee zhadtvar ee khasiaux, goar kiox lie khix boea cidsiafng oee, nar oe goxkhof-guun? Lie afnny thafm zwlaang ee cvii, sidzai cyn-khof'vox." Noaxsexng ee laang ti pvi'ar baxnban ciaq korng: "Lie na boeq korng symmih'oe tioh khaq-baxnban'ar korng. Botai-bocix mxthafng hiahniq'siuxkhix^aq" Afnny kofngliao,
koq un'ar zhunzhud lexnggoa cidkhaf korng:
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(.35.
Taotoea si Boeq Afnnar Ciaq Hor Leq?
U-cidee laux'iaa zhoa cidee kunsuii^ee, khix tiarmsym-tiaxm ciah etaux. Laux'iaa ciah nngx'voar png naxtvia. Mxkuo, kunsuii^ee ciah nngx'voar png ygoa kef-ciah cidpvoaa baq. Tiaxm ee laang khuitvoaf laai ee sii, laux'iaa putcie siuxkhix, mxkuo 'efkao ciah khofkoe' mxhor korng^zhutlaai, ciu afnny zhoa kunsuii^ee lixkhuy hiaf laq. Yn khix kaux
lo^nih, y to tuix kunsuii^ee korng:
Kunsuii^ee ciaq
sienkviaf, lauxiaa khioksi korng:
Kunsuii^ee citpae
ciu kab lauxiaa kvia-zorhvea.
Lauxiaa korng:
Kunsuii^ee cyn-boo
hoatto, ciu mng y korng:
Lauxiaa ciu
korng:
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(.36.
Khurnkiuu Giamloo-Oong
Kofzar, ti cidee sofzai, u-cidee laang putcie pintvoa. Muyjit tor ti binzhngg lorng mxaix khie^laai, ia lieen boeq ciaqpng, zhuix ma mxaix tyntang, sofie soaq go^sie. Afnny sie^khix,
Giamloo-oong ciu tiaux y khix, ka y
korng:
Pintvoa^ee ciu korng: "Hef boo-iaokirn, zofngsi kiuu lie ho goar zhutsix-au kui-sengkhw lorng o'of. kantvaf ti phvixthaau laau cidtiarm peqtiarm ciu hor." Giamloo-oong mng y korng: "Lie ui-symmih aeboeq zhutsix zox afnny?" Hit'ee pintvoa^ee
ciaq korng:
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(.37.
Zofngsi Goarn Boeq Pvoaf
Ciuxsi Laq
U-cidee laang cin'aix anzeng, y sor-toax hitkefng zhux si ti phahtaang^ee kab phahthiq^ee ee tiongkafn. Afnny, zof'iu ee kehpiaq muyjit zhar-kaq toxng-boextiaau. Y sisioong ka yn-nngxlaang korng: "Lirn nngxee laang boeq pvoasoar ee sii, chviar lirn taixsefng ka goar korng^cid'e, goar ciaq paxntoh laai chviar^lirn." U-cidjit hit'nngxlaang zoeatin koealaai korng: "Goarn boeq chiensoar laq. Siefn laai ka lie korng, si in'ui lie bad korng boeq chviar goarn, sofie ciu tiaukafng laai kiawjiao^ee." Y thviafkvix ciu hvoahie, kvoafkirn khix kiox cidtoq ciuo-zhaix, laai chviar yn-nngxee. Ciuo limliao, zwlaang ciu mng yn korng: "Lirn-nngxlaang boeq pvoakhix tofui?" Yn-nngxlaang ciu korng: "Goarn nngxlaang ee tiongkafn, y boeq pvoalaai goarn-taw, ar goar boeq pvoaf-koeakhix yn-taw." Hit'ee laang thviaf yn afnny korng, ciu siuxkhix korng: "Afnny nar u zoaq. Goar cidtoq ciuo-zhaix ho lirn piern^khix laq." Hit'nngxee ciaq korng: "Zofngsi goarn boeq pvoazhux si cyn^ee aq." |
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(.38.
Gong-Zabor
U-cidkef, lauxbuo kab zabor-kviar lorng si goxnglaang. Zhuopvy-thauboea lorng zay yn gong. U-cidjit, zabor-kviar boeq zox cidterng gyn'ar-bo, ciu khix mng laang: "Tvaf tioh afnzvoar ciaq oe khof-vivii leq?" Laang ciu phiexn yi korng: "Lie ciofng pox uii ti hitky thiau'ar^nih, ciaq laai thvi ciu oe vii." Zabor-kviar thvialiao cyn-hvoahie, ciu ciaux afnny zhoxng. Lauxbuo twtuo teq zox phoextvoaf, ia mng laang korng: "Phoextvoaf-zhuix tioh afnnar thvi ciaq oe bat leq?" Laang koq phiexn yi korng: "Lie jibkhix phoetvoaf-lai laai thvi hit'ee khao ciu oe bat." Y cviarsit to zngx-jibkhix laixtoea thvi. Thvi-hor, yn-zabor-kviar ee boxar ma thvi-hor, ciu toaxsviaf kiox: "Afnniaa, afnniaa, boxar thvi-hor laq. Tvaf boeq afnnar ciaq theh-oexkhie^laai leq?" Yn-lauxbuo ti phoextvoaf ee laixbin, khuizhuix ciu ma: "Lie cit'ee sie-gyn'ar, goar ti phoextvoaf-laixbin boextaxng zhud^laai. Na boeq oextaxng zhud^laai, goar ciu ka lie phaq-hof sie. Lie gong boeq sie; boxar paw ti thiau'ar, si boeq afnnar theh-oexkhie^laai leq?" Yn-zabor-kviar ixn y korng: "Lie cyn-khiaxng, lie boe gong. Lie kaki thvi ti phoextvoaf-lai, afnnar ciaq thafng zhud^laai leq?" |
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(.39.
Mxbad-Ji^ee Kiesiaux
Zafcieen u cidee mxbad-ji ee uxcvii-laang zoex kvoaf. Y kiernpae boea mih ciu eng phox'ar oe hit'hang mih ee khoafnsid laai zox kielok. Tngf y zhutmngg
ee sii u padee kvoa'oaan
laai zhoe y ze. Tngzhef^ee ciu
chviar y tiaxm ti kvoapaang
ze. Y khvoarkvix
tohterng u cidpurn phox'ar, hienkhuy laai
khvoax, lorng si ciah-eng
ee mih, to sviu-boexzhud si
symmih'iesux. Putcie hofchiox, ia ciu
eng angzw-pid ka y oe nngxtiaau svoax,
he^teq.
Kaux y boea cidpaw hwn tngr^laai, theh phox'ar boeq koq kielok, khvoartioh phox'ar^nih, u nngxzoa ee angzw-bak, ciu mng tngzhef^ee korng: "Thautw'ar sviaflaang laai kiesiaux?" Tngzhef^ee ixn-korng: "Kvar si hit'ee laai zhoe lie ee laang siar ee." Y ciu cyn-siuxkhix korng: "Hef to cyn-khof'vox. Zofngboo yn-taw boea aang-laqzeg, theqlaai kiezhafm ti goar citpurn pox'ar^nih zox goar ee siaux." |
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(.40.
It'hieen It'guu
U-cidee pengsioong-sii teq zox boe-thngg-senglie ee laang, yn-bor tag'axm thauzhaxng cid'nngxkyn thngg khylaai khngx. Oar-nii, thngg-kex toaxkhie, yn-afng korng: "Kinnii ee nitaw, thngg khie toaxkex, khofsioq larn boo pwncvii thafng boeflaai turn^khylaai, na u to tharntioh toaxcvii laq." Yn-bor thvialiao ciu ciofng pengsioong thauzhaxng ee thngg theh-zhutlaai kaw ho yn-afng. Yn-afng mng yi: "Lie nar u ciah'ee thngg?" Yn-bor ciaq ciaosit ka y korng: "Zef si goar tag'axm ka lie thauzhaxng laai turn^khylaai ee." Yn-afng ciu hvoahie, korjieen tharntioh toaxcvii. Ti lo^nih, y twtioh cidee teq boe laqjit^ee, ciu ka y kofngkhie yn-bor tag'axm thauzhaxng thngg lofngzorng u chit'poehpah'kyn, ho y kin'afjit tharntioh toaxcvii ee taixcix, itgvor-itsip korng ho hit'ee boe-laqjit ee laang thviaf. Hit'ee boe-laqjit^ee tngfkhix zhux^nih, ciu ciofng zef korng ho yn-bor thviaf. Yn-bor ciu kix ti simkvoaf-toea, ciu khaisie tag'axm ka yn-afng thauzhaxng zabgoaxtviw laqjit. Kaux nitoea, yn-afng siqpurn boo cvii thafng koeanii, yn-bor ciu ciofng pengsioong-sii thauzhaxng ee laqjit theh^zhutlaai kaw ho yn-afng, kiox y theq^zhudkhix boe. Yi korng, "Afnny larn ma uxcvii thafng koeanii laq." Yn-afng khvoartioh afnny, ciu cyn-siuxkhix, soaq ka yn-bor phaq-kaq pvoarsiofsie. |