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(.11.
Thaukhafn Guu^ee
U-cidee hoaxnzoe
teq giakee^ee, ho peng'iuo khvoax^kvix.
Peng'iuo ciu mng y:
Y ciu ixn
y korng:
Peng'iuo mng
y korng:
Giakee^ee ciu
korng:
Peng'iuo koq
mng:
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(.12.
Toaxzhux, Boeq Boe
U cidee langkheq,
png ykefng ciaqsoaq, khvoax
zwlaang bolaai
Ciu ciofng voafbin
hioxng zwlaang ee bin, korng:
Zwlaang khvoarkvix
voar
boo png, ciu kynkirn ka y thvy.
Langkheq ciu
korng:
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(.13.
Paklai Khafng-losof
U cidee siuozaai, in'ui khofkaux ee cidcie kuxn'oar, mijit teq hoanlor siuxkhor. Yn-bor khvoax^kvix,
chiox y korng:
Siuozaai ciu
korng:
Yn-bor ciu
mng y korng:
Siuozaai ciu
korng:
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(.14.
Thoeajiet
U-cidee laang
ee kviar hoatjiet.
Yn-lauxpe khix
kab y siojiorng, peng'iuo mxsixn, ciu
kab y laai khvoax. Ka
hit'ee sengkhw sosof leq, ciaq korng.
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(.15.
Khaq-siok ee Sviemia
U-cidee laang cyn-khog, khvoax cvii kvafnar sviemia. U cidjit, y
kab yn-hauxsvy teq kviaa,
kviakaux koeakarng ee sii,
Yn-hauxsvy ciu
tioqkib, toaxsviaf kiox:
Y ee lauxpe
ti zuie-tiong'ngf, loaxnloan liuoliux, phuzhud
thaukhag, ciu toaxsviaf kiox
yn-hauxsvy korng:
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(.16.
Miqphoex
U nngxee hauxsvy
muy'svatng lorng teq zhar
boo miqphoex.
Nngxee hauxsvy
cyn-thviaf lauxpe ee karsi.
Yn teq ciah ee sii,
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(.17.
Piebit
U cidee zorsid-laang
ti hngg^nih teq zorsid ee sii, yn-bor
laai kiox y torkhix ciaqpng.
Hit'ee zorsid-laang ciu toaxsviaf hoaq:
Tngfkhix zhux,
yn-bor ciaq ka y mng:
Y ciaqpar to
khix khvoax hngg^nih; tuthaau
cviasit ykefng boo^khix laq.
Y ciu kvoafkirn koq tngfkhix
zhux^nih. Zhuix oar ti yn-bor ee hvixpvy,
soeasoea'ar sviaf korng:
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(.18.
Zhaohvi-laang kab
Efkao ee Amkhaxm
U cidee zhaohvi-laang kab cidee efkao, teq hoxsiong amkhaxm yn phoarsviux ee taixcix. U-cidjit, hit'ee zhaohvi-laang twtioh efkao^ee. Y kiox y tioh chviux koaf ho y thviaf. Efkao^ee bengbeeng zaiviar y si zhaohvi-laang, ciu ciofng zhuix khuy^cide hap^cide, koq phahchiuo, zngf-zhud kvafnar teq chviuokoaf ee khoafnsid ho y khvoax. Zhaohvi-laang^ee tiaukafng vax hvixkhafng teq thviaf, zofngsi u khvoarkvix efkao^ee ee zhuix tidtit teq tyntang, ciaq toaxsviaf korng: "Cyn-hofthviaf, cyn-hofthviaf. Goar ciah'kuo lorng boo thviakvix lie chviuokoaf, mxkuo kin'afjit thviaf^kvix ee, pie efngpae koqkhaq gaau-chviux! |
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(.19.
Chinchviu Cit'ho
Zhorgo ciu Juo-Zox juo-Hor
U-cidee sinloo
khix siusiaux tngr^laai, tuix thaukef
korng:
Zwlaang thviaf^kvix
ciu toaxtoa siuxkhix, ciaq korng:
Y ciu afnny
chviuo hit'ee cvii khix keasngx. Korng:
Hit'ee sinloo
ciu kviakvia'ar korng:
Zwlaang thviaf^tioh
ciu chiorchiox'korng:
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(.20.
Tharncvii
ee Hoatto
U cidee putcie thamsym ee laang, tvixtvia teq sviu tharncvii ee hoatto. Kviena twtioh laang ciu mng: U-cidjit cidee khaq-gaau khaq-zhongbeeng ee laang laai, y ciu putcie hvoahie, koq mng y thaxn cvii ee hoatto. Hit'ee laang
ciu ixn y korng:
Hit'ee thamsym'ee
ti simkvoa-lai sviu:
Y ciu theh
hiah'ee guun he ti lagtoexar'nih ciaq
korng:
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