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(.21.
Lexnggoa Khaq-toaxkhaf ee Egtharng
U nngxee goax'ui ee zhutgoa-laang, ti cidkefng khehtiaxm^nih sva-tauhioh, koklaang korng yn-pwntoe ee kikhar ee su. Cidee korng:
Lexnggoa cidee
ciu korng"
Taixsefng korng
ee laang, thviakvix
ciu korng:
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(.22.
Zofngsi Goar Mxzay Khix Tofui leq
Zhengtiaau ee sii, u cidee sofzai, u cidee kefngzhad, teq aq cidee hoaxntioh taxngzoe ee hoesviu. Boeq khix hoat'vi ee lo^nih, ciaqciuo ciah-kaq zuix-bangbaang. Hoesviu khvoartioh hit'ee khoafnsid, ciu ka thihlien'ar pag^khylaai, kattiaau ti kefngkvoa ee axmkurn, ar koq eng thiethaau-tof thix y ee thau'mngg ho y kngf-liuliw. Kaki ciu kvoafkirn tozao^khix. Kaux keh'zafkhie,
kefngkvoa ee ciwkhix ia thoex^khix
laq.
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(.23.
Kixnsi^ee Ciah Koesae
U-cidee kixnsi^ee
itsefng aeciah tauxcviux.
Kvoafkirn
eng chiuo uxn-khylaai ciah. Jip zhuielai
ciaq zay si koesae-kof. Y ciu
kynkirn zao-zhutkhix goaxkhao thox. Eng
zuie soafkhao, ciu ma:
Kehtngr-jit, jit boeq axm, yn-bor kuun cidkhvaf tibaq, paai ti toh'ar-terng boeq tarn y lerng. Citsii, yn-afng tngr^laai, cid'e jibmngg ciu liaqzox si koef thiaux-khylix ti tohterng. Hutjieen sviuxtioh
zaxhngf ti hiaf ciaqtioh koesae, cidsii
siuxkhix,
Yn-bor zao^zhutlaai, khvoax zef ciu siuxkhix, toa-tiothiaux. |
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(.24.
Moacii ee Keacvii
U-cidee zhanzngf'laang
laai hwsviaa, ti koef^nih
kengkoex cidkefng moacii-tiaxm ee mngkhakhao.
Tiarmlai ee laang teq kiox-korng:
Y ciu sviu-korng:
Y sviu afnny to ze-loqlaai ciah svatex. Ciaqliao, ciu boeq zhud^khix, cit'ee sii moacii-tiaxm ee laang laai ka y thor moacii ee cvii. Mxkuo y boo pvoarsiern cvii. Tiaxm ee laang ciu siuxkhix, giah pwntvaf ka y but lag'e. Zhanzngf-laang tngfkhix
yn-zhux. Kang-zngf ee laang zaiviar
y u khix hwsviaa, ciu
laai mng y korng:
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(.25.
Putcie Uilaan ee Chviafthiab
U cidee hofgiah ee lau-toaxlaang. Y kaki mxbad ji, zofngsi thviaf laang khofkhngx ciu chviax cidee siensvy laai kax y ee hauxsvy. Cit'ee gyn'ar tuy y oh siafji; siar cid'oeh ciuxsi "id", siar nngx'oeh ciuxsi "ji", siar sva'oeh ciuxsi "safm". Y ciu tuix
lauxpe korng:
Laupe thviaf y afnny korng ciu cyn-hvoahie, ciu ka siensvy sitiau. U-cidjit, lauxpe
sviuboeq chviar cidee
peng'iuo, y si svix Ban^ee.
Y ciu kiox yn-hauxsvy siar
cidtviw chviafthiab.
Mxkuo kaux tiongtaux, y iawboe siar-hor.
Lauxpe ciu khix supaang khvoax,
korng:
Yn-hausvy
ciu zhuy'ar ciamciafm korng:
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(.26.
Phah Thihtefng
U-cidee kixnsi^ee, yn-bor putsii ka y khausoeh, ma y hiah'kixnsi boo loxeng. Hit'cidjit, y tehboeq ciah aphiexn, zhunchiuo khix piaq^nih, kvoa iukafn laai, thvy iuu ti hongtefng. Thvi-hor, ciaoku boeq ka hef kuix ti hit'ee thihtefng^nih, zhaotwkharm cidciaq hosiin poe-laai hioq ti thihtefng-pvy, y mxzay ciu khvoarzox hef ia si thihtefng, cidee kuix, hosiin poezao, iukafn ciu kalauh ar phahphoax^khix. Y siuxkhix-kaq boehsie. Yn-bor chiox y boo-loxeng, ciu ti tw'ar hioq hosiin ee sofzai, kef-texng cidky thihtefng ho^y. Suputty, yn-afng khied hoan'afhoea cide khvoax, iugoaan si cidciaq hosiin hioq ti hiaf ee khoafnsid. Simlai cyn-siuxkhix, eng chiuo zhutlat phaq^khix. Afnny moafchiuo si huiq, thviax-kaq boe korng^tid. Simlai sviu, yn-bor phvae-simkvoaf boeq hai y, ciu liah yn-bor phaq-kaq pvoarsiofsie. |
(.27.
Afnny Lie Sngx-mxtioh laq
U cidee svix
Tviw^ee. Y u cidee zabor-kviar
twtuo cidhoex.
Svix Liie^ee paethog cidee hmlaang khix ka hit'ee svix Tviw^ee korng: "Lie ee zabor-kviar tioh laai zox ho goan-hauxsvy." Svix
Tviw^ee thviakvix,
cyn-siuxkhix ciu korng:
Yn-bor zhutlaai
ciu korng:
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(.28.
Uixtioh Kviar
Por'oafn
Zaixzar ti cidee sofzai, u cidee akofng, yn-kviar, kab yn-swn ti^teq. U-cidjit, svalaang siang-toq ciaqpng. Hit'ee swn cyn-phvae. M ciaqpng, kantvaf boeq ciah zhaix. Tohterng ee zhaix, taghang tof gvoeq-khylaai ciah, ar ka zhaethngf tiq-kaux moaftoq. Hitsii yn-kofng ka y ma, yn-swn mxthviaf, yn-kofng siuxkhix ciu ka y phaq-cid'e. Hit'ee gyn'ar ee lauxpe khvoarkvix yn-lauxpe teq phaq yn-kviar, zafmjieen mxkafm, sviu boeq tuix yn-lauxpe laai uixtioh yn-kviar keakaux. Mxkuo afnny ma cyn-phvaysex, ciaq mxkvar. Putkox, na boo kab y keakaux, yn-kviar kantvaf ho y phaq^khix, simlai boexafn. Y liampvy sviuxzhud cidee hoatto, ciu tuix y-kaki ee thaukhag phaq-cid'e. Hitsii akofng khvoartioh yn-kviar teq phaq kaki, ciu mng y ui symmih. Yn-hauxsvy
ciaq ixn y korng:
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(.29.
Toa-Pintvoa ee
Zabor
U-cidee cyn-pintvoa ee zabor, ciah-zheng taghang lorng si yn-afng zhoan-hofhor laai ho yi. Yi kantvaf oexhiao svaf na laai ciu zunchiuo khix zheng, png na laai ciu khuizhuix khix ciah, afnny naxtvia. U-cidjit, yn-afng boeq khix hngxlo, tioh kaux goxjit-au ciaq oexthafng tngr^laai. Sviuxtioh yn-bor hiahniq pintvoa, kviaf yi oe goxsie. Sviuxlaai-sviuxkhix, y ciaq sviuxzhud cidee hoatto. Y ciu ciefn cidtex toaxpviar, sviuxboeq ho yi zox goxjit ee ciaqsit, ka hef pak ti yi ee axmkurn, afnny ciaq horngsym zhutmngg^khix. Boo-gigo, kaux yn-afng tngr^laai ee sizun, hit'ee bor ykefng goxsie svajit laq. Hitsii, yn-afng toaxtoa tioqkviaf, kvoafkirn jip paang khix khvoax. Y khvoarkvix hit'ee axmkurn^nih ee hittex pviar, kantvaf bixnzeeng kixn'oar zhuix ee poxhun, u ka cidkak'ar khylaai ciah naxtvia. Padui lorng iugoaan hofhor. Hef ciuxsi chiuo bo'aix tyntang, bo'aix ka pviar soar-koealaai ciah ee kietkor. |
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(.30.
Bo'ui Thang Ze
U cidkefng
zhux, laai thofsiaux ee laang cinzoe.
Hiah'ee y'ar kab yliaau lorng ze kaux
moafmoar. Iao koq u cidee laang
ze ti hoxteng^nih. Zwlaang ciu ka
y korng:
Hit'ee thofsiaux^ee
ciu kaki sviu:
Kehtngr zafkhie cinzar, hit'ee laang ciu taixsefng khix, kiox zwlaang heeng y ee cvii. Zwlaang ciu
korng:
Hit'ee thofsiaux^ee thviakvix cit'ho oe, ciu siuxkhix-kaq pvoarsiofsie, ciu mxkoq tarn laq. Y ienlo-kviaa ienlo-karnkiau hit'ee zwlaang. |