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(1.
Auxgoeh ee Zhoe'go
U-cidee hofgiah ee lau-toaxlaang, y lorng mxbad ji. U-cidjit, cioq cvii
ho laang, ciu kiox hit'ee laang siar
ciohkux.
Kihan kaux,
hit'ee lau-toaxlaang ciu tuix hit'ee laang
korng:
Zeazuo ciu
korng:
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(2.
Kea-gaukhaux
U-cidee zabor-laang, yn-afng sie, ciu teq kefkhaux. Yi phoxtioh kvoazha'thaau,
tidtit khaux.
Twtuo yi chvizharm
teq khaux ee sii, yi ee thaumngg
soax khix giab ti zhaphang, ciu kviaf-cide,
kaykhao hoahkorng,
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(3.
Phaq kaux Pvoarsie
U-cidee cviaa-sarnchiaq ee laang, u-cidjit twtioh cidee hofgiah-laang. Hit'ee hofgiah-laang
ka y korng:
Sarnchiaq^ee sviu
cidkw'ar ciaq korng:
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(4.
Cid'khaf Khaq-tngg Cidtiafm'ar Naxtvia.
U-cidee gyn'ar
khaux-tngrlaai ka yn lauxbuo korng:
Lauxbuo ixn
y korng:
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(5.
Kvia'ar Oe Ciah-thaezoe^khix
U-cidee tarngsngf-kheq, u-cidjit, tuy goaxkhao tngr^laai. Y tngflaai kaotex, ciu suisii tor^loqkhix. Zhuolai ee
laang, khvoartioh afnny, hoanlor
y si-mxsi phoarpvi laq, ciu
mng y korng:
Y ixn-korng:
"Aix, kin'afjit goar zao-ciaf zao-hiaf,
Y ioo-chiuo
korng: "Mxthafng, mxthafng.
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(6.
Thauciah
U-cidee laang
khix yn-peng'iuo ee zhux chitthoo.
Zwlaang thioqkviaf,
ciu mng y korng:
Langkheq korng: "Peqhia thauciah." Zwlaang korng: "Goar to boo-khvoax^kvix leq." Langkheq korng:
" Ti laixbin thauciah,
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(7.
Hujiin Si Sviux-Guu
ee
U-cidee koaxntviuo,
zox svijit.
Koaxntviuo
khvoax^tioh ciu putcy'ar hvoahie,
korng:
Zernglaang ciu
mng-korng:
Koaxntviuo
ciu toaxsviaf korng:
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(8.
Efkao Soar Oe Kofng'oe
U-cidee khitciah
kefzox efkao, ti lo^nih teh ka
laang thofciah.
U-cidjit hit'ee
khitciah theh cidkoar cvii
khix taq ciuo.
Ciwtiaxm ee
laang mng-korng:
Khitciah ixn
y korng:
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(9.
Goarn-khanchiuo Teq Sviu
Hoesviu^aq
Cid'sofzai u
nngxee ang'afbor cinhor.
Yn-bor ciu
korng:
Y ciu khysyn zhut'hoad, kaux sviaa-mngkhao, khvoartioh cidee hoesviu teq laai. Y hutjieen phaq cidee khachviux. Y, simkvoaf-lai
ciu sviu korng:
Y ciu kvoafkirn zao^tngfkhix. Y'au lorng mxkvar koq zhutmngg. |
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(10.
Kongkef ee Oee
U nngxee chyn-hviati, kongkef zhutcvii boea cidsiafng oee. Toaxhviaf ti jit^sii zheng hef zhutmngg. Na mxsi zhutkhix zhoe^laang, ciuxsi khix hux-iexn. Siofti sim-lai
boo-hvoahie, ciu sviuxzhud
cidee zuo'ix.
Afnny koex kuyjidar, hitsiafng oee soax phoax^khix, boe zheng^tid laq. Toaxhviaf korng: "Larn kohlaai boea cidsiafng, hor^boo?" Siofti ciu
korng:
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